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Face Lazer as "Jake". Christening the inside sleeve of the Singing Spoons "Chedr?!?!?" cassette. 1988

Monday, February 6, 2012

I Went and Saw "The Descendants"





Beautifully filmed in Hawaii with Beau Bridges looking like a charred husk.

George Clooney takes whiteness in this movie to a new level. Matthew Lillard's gums win best supporting actor nomination from me. Judy Greer is cute as always. It's hard to develop empathy for these characters. I guess no matter how rich and affluent you are, your heart is always going to get screwed at some point. The kid actors are pretty good in this film and Robert Forster punches one of them in the face. Deservedly so. It's hard to have resolution when the source of all your love and agony is in a coma. People are money grubbing snakes that will fuck around on you with Matthew Lillard. Proceed through life with caution. Bonus points to Rob Huebel (Children's Hospital) for placing his nuts in a jar next to the bed.