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Face Lazer as "Jake". Christening the inside sleeve of the Singing Spoons "Chedr?!?!?" cassette. 1988

Monday, April 16, 2012

The Cabin in The Woods

Went and saw this movie yesterday with my buddy Dan. It was a real riot. College students travel to a remote cabin in one of the most hackneyed set ups ever. The kids in the movie are the brainy chick, the slutty chick, the jock/horn dog type, the intellectual type and of course, the stoner/nerd. Everybody is good looking.
Some dudes in lab coats run the show from some underground bunker. Lots of blood is spilled. These guys are numbed out by their government robot jobs. They see a bigger picture they must adhere to while inflicting unending pain on their hapless subjects. It had a little bit of an Evil Dead vibe at first, but that gets out of the way pretty quick. There is some great dark humor and quite a bit of gore. Mermen are pretty fucking hideous.
A fun horror flick. I recommend. At least one hick has horrible skin. I suggest an oatmeal facial scrub.
Also contains a nice young lady making out with a mounted wolf's head as well as a pretty funny motorcycle stunt. A sexual encounter takes place in a rather moldy, mossy environment that could only result in chiggers.
Dust your nuggets people. It's summer.