jake

jake
Face Lazer as "Jake". Christening the inside sleeve of the Singing Spoons "Chedr?!?!?" cassette. 1988

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

God Bless Ozzy Osbourne.

 Not the doc we've been waiting for, but still worth seeing. Be forewarned, it's kinda not good, but there are some clips where he's just zonked. In a nutshell, the guy is a lovable clown, but at the height of his popularity, thanks to MTV, he was a drooling tool. He and his family drooled all the way to the bank. Oddly, he sounds like dog shit on most of the solo clips. I do not have high hopes for him in the Sabbath reunion as he's pretty much shot. I will still go if opportunity knocks just to be able to pay tribute to that legendary influence. emphasis on the word "pay". You'd think that they would be able to get a few other stories out of some of these goobers that haven't been all over VH1 Behind the Music. God bless me for being able to finish this. 2 stars.Wow, what a trailer.

2 comments:

  1. Starring Ozzy Osbourne and teleprompters.

    ReplyDelete
  2. My dad was a drug addicted, bat chewer. The stories are the same shit we've heard over and over. Ozzy bit a dove's head off, then he bot a bat, then he got wasted, then he pissed on the Alamo. Tommy Lee is bewildered. I'm sorry, but it seemed more staged than Gene Simmon's Family Drools.

    ReplyDelete