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Face Lazer as "Jake". Christening the inside sleeve of the Singing Spoons "Chedr?!?!?" cassette. 1988

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

What If There Wasn't Any Beer?

ZIMA
   
 The answer to this question would have been "Zima"? Really, this is what would have been created? Where's the goddamned foam? I tried this stuff once and it tasted like lemonade. I would suggest that it doesn't taste too different from those Smirnoff ICE or Bacardi things. The problem is that you've had 4 of these by the time you've realized it. And then there was this alternative... 
 Anybody remember Pina Colada Malt Liquor? Gurgle. Ice Cube escapes in his car to visit the loneliest fridge in the world.
 

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